Top 10 Vanilla (Effectless) Creatures in Magic: The Gathering

Updated on July 26, 2020
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Standard Creatures in Magic

Most Magic creatures play two roles, serving in battle with their power/toughness, but also utilizing unique effects to gain an advantage. Some might be weak in battle, but compensate with powerful tap abilities or keywords like vigilance.

But some slackers (called "vanilla" creatures) don't have any effects. This makes most of them practically unplayable, but some compensate with impressive battle stats—which reign supreme? These are the ten best effect-less creatures in Magic: The Gathering!

Kalonian Tusker mtg
Kalonian Tusker mtg

10. Kalonian Tusker

CMC (Converted Mana Cost): 2

Tusker is a simple 3/3 for two, bulky enough to begin pressuring foes early in the game. Like most vanillas, he's also not legendary, so you can control multiple, and his beast subtype has a few tribal supports.

Watchwolf mtg
Watchwolf mtg

9. Watchwolf

CMC: 2

Just like Tusker, Watchwolf is an impressive 3/3 for two, though this time, you'll need white alongside green. But I'll take his wolf subtype over beast, fitting well in a slowly-but-surely growing tribe.

Metallic Sliver mtg
Metallic Sliver mtg

8. Metallic Sliver

CMC: 1

Sure, Metallic is a weak and effect-lacking 1/1, but sliver decks almost always run five colors, so his colorless nature gives you an easy spell even if you're still color-hunting. More than that, almost all slivers give each other added abilities, so Metallic can be surprisingly tough once your field starts filling out, and his artifact status provides even more supports.

Indomitable Ancients mtg
Indomitable Ancients mtg

7. Indomitable Ancients

CMC: 4

Four mana is a hefty price for a basic monster, but Ancients compensates with amazing 2/10 stats. To take advantage of his outstanding toughness, use him in beatdown decks that apply toughness for damage instead of power using cards like "Assault Formation" and "Doran, the Siege Tower".

Leatherback Baloth mtg
Leatherback Baloth mtg

6. Leatherback Baloth

CMC: 3

For one more mana than Tusker, you get another hefty beast, this time with 4/5 stats! If you play a mana-elf on turn one, you can get Baloth on turn two and be swinging hard by three.

Admittedly, Baloth's specific symbols make him unwieldy outside mono-green, but they're good for satisfying the devotion needs of god cards.

Savannah Lions mtg
Savannah Lions mtg

5. Savannah Lions

CMC: 1

For a single mana, Savannah gives an easy 2/1 cat, not only strong stats for low cost, but another useful subtype with several tribal options. Great for any cat theme, Lions is also one of today's cheapest cards, costing less than a single dollar!

Isamaru, Hound of Konda mtg
Isamaru, Hound of Konda mtg

4. Isamaru, Hound of Konda

CMC: 1

For Savannah's cost, Isamaru provides an even-stronger 2/2, although since he's legendary, you can only have one at a time. Still, the once-ignored hound subtype has since been changed to dog, and it's gradually gaining more supports, helping Isamaru fit into a tribal theme.

Gigantosaurus mtg
Gigantosaurus mtg

3. Gigantosaurus

CMC: 5

If you thought Baloth was locked into green, check out Gigantosaurus, who only accepts five green mana, no other colors allowed. However, not only does he belong to the dinosaur bloodline, Gigantosaurus wields phenomenal 10/10 stats.

Get trample onto him (and hexproof or shroud for defense) and your opponent is in big trouble.

Phyrexian Walker mtg
Phyrexian Walker mtg

2. Phyrexian Walker

CMC: 0

Our last two creatures lack effects but have the artifact type and don't cost any mana! Walker here is a simple 0/3 blocker, which might not sound great but is surprisingly impressive considering his free entrance and lack of color needs.

Plus, despite his wall-like stats, he doesn't have defender, so you can attack with him (useful once you've boosted his power with other cards).

Memnite mtg
Memnite mtg

1. Memnite

CMC: 0

You could argue whether Memnite's 1/1 is better than Walker's 0/3, but it lets Memnite hit for something without any other boosts. While he might seem weak, don't underestimate the power of a free card with no color necessities and artifact synergy.

Which creature do you prefer?

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French Vanilla Cards in Magic

Today we explored true vanilla creatures with no abilities whatsoever, but you'll also encounter similar "french vanilla" creatures who only have keywords (like deathtouch or trample), lacking unique effects.

While some are unremarkable and unusable in constructed play, others compensate for their blandness with raw power, and when done well, can be just as exciting as other cards. But for now, vote for your favorite simpleton and I'll see you at our next MTG countdown!

© 2020 Jeremy Gill

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