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30 Dirty Would You Rather Questions

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My name is Tatiana, but my friends and family call me Tutta. I like writing articles that help bring people closer together.

Playing a game of Would You Rather with your partner or your BFFs? Try these naughty questions!

Playing a game of Would You Rather with your partner or your BFFs? Try these naughty questions!

Juicy Questions for Playing Would You Rather

The game Would You Rather is played by friends and couples all over the world. In fact, it’s also a great game for getting to know someone new! Whether you are on a first date or at a party with close friends, playing Would You Rather leads to laughter and shocking revelations. It’s always a good time!

While many people choose to keep the game squeaky clean, others will throw curveballs or set new rules altogether, making plenty of room for dirty Would You Rather questions. The next time you want to make your game a little naughty, try out these 30 questions!

Tips for Playing Dirty Would You Rather

Before taking the dirty route, there are a few things you should consider.

  • Personality: Some people will not take well to being asked dirty questions, so it is up to you to be the judge! If it’s a few friends, then why not? If it’s a new date, well, you might just want to play it safe!
  • Sense of humor: Anyone with a good sense of humor can usually take these questions pretty well and laugh them off, as ridiculous as they can get. Again, be sure to survey their personality first!
  • Relationship: Relationships are important for this kind of game. You would not want to involve your grandma in such dirty talk (or maybe you would?). Likewise, if this is a new girlfriend or boyfriend, be careful so you don't scare them off!
  • Place and time: There is a place and time for everything, and this is not the kind of game that should be played in, for example, a nice restaurant where other patrons can overhear your dirty talk!
There's a time and place for dirty Would You Rather. It's great for an intimate party at a friend's house, but not so much for a family restaurant!

There's a time and place for dirty Would You Rather. It's great for an intimate party at a friend's house, but not so much for a family restaurant!

Sexy Would You Rather Questions

Now that I have gone over a few tips, it’s time to give you some sample dirty Would You Rather questions that you can use.

Would you rather . . .

  • Cuddle up in front of a fireplace, or light your fire in bed?
  • Wrestle naked in a pool of Jell-O or chocolate pudding?
  • Make whoopee in your parents' bed or at a mattress store?
  • Accidentally send a dirty text to your boss or a sexy voicemail to your mom?
  • Talk dirty to me over the phone or through text/picture messages?
  • Make out at the movies or in the back seat of my car?
  • Make love on a beach or in a Jacuzzi?
  • Lose your sense of feeling during love or lose your sense of taste?
  • Tease with hot wax or with ice cubes?
  • Play teacher's pet or play doctor?
  • Have your man dress as a manly lumberjack or a sharp-dressed man?
  • Have your girl dress as a sexy librarian or an exotic dancer?
  • Get a massage with peanut butter or maple syrup?
  • French kiss Betty White or Miley Cyrus?
  • Take a body shot off of me, or have me take a body shot off of you?
  • Walk in on your parents making love, or have them walk in on you?
  • Be caught in the act by a cop or your in-laws?
  • Do it in 32°F weather or in 100°F weather?
  • Be completely hairless or completely covered in hair?
  • Take a bubble bath or a steamy shower?
  • Cuddle in the morning or at night?
  • Be on top or on the bottom?
  • Sweat profusely in the bedroom or have insatiable dry-mouth?
  • Be kinky or be romantic?
  • Fart in the bedroom or belch while kissing?
  • Have your hair pulled, or have your back scratched?
  • Be naked once in public or be a "never-nude"?
  • Have a hickey or give a hickey?
  • Walk in on your best friend naked, or have your best friend walk in on you naked?
  • Have a naked picture of you become an internet meme, or be caught on camera naked during a live newscast?
These questions can get a little embarrassing! Make sure to check everyone's comfort levels before asking!

These questions can get a little embarrassing! Make sure to check everyone's comfort levels before asking!

Think Before You Ask Flirty Questions

Always know where to draw the line with your dirty Would You Rather questions. I’ve heard people ask some really disgusting questions during the game that ultimately made me question their morals and who they really are!

If you plan on playing the game, don’t wait until you have a few drinks in you to come up with questions, as this will severely impact your judgment. Instead, have a list of questions prepared, and ask your fellow player(s) to do the same! This will build up the anticipation for the game, and it will give you more time to think about some good and dirty questions to ask!

Comments

talie on May 30, 2020:

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lol this is funny

Natalie on January 11, 2020:

I am bryshere and sereyah's daughter you know from empire I live with sereyah because her and him had broken up

Lucie on October 18, 2019:

This is to much halp me

Yeet on September 21, 2019:

Help me

DrUNkY_DoRiToS on September 14, 2019:

Wow dope

Maddilyn J brock on August 12, 2019:

This game is a little fun if ur bored

James on July 08, 2019:

Perfect for me and my girlfriend

Savage on March 18, 2019:

I want more games

R-E sibilings on February 25, 2019:

Its fun to play all night.

Carson on October 21, 2018:

Jeremy thats pretty weird. you should press charges

Jennie on September 11, 2018:

Oh really hunny bunny!!!

PinkDiamondare on June 12, 2018:

Wow.

Lester on June 02, 2018:

me and my grandson love this game! would recommend to all veterans and agile, sports-dog trainers. Have a nice day

Random person on November 22, 2017:

Really fun to do with your boyfriend x3

Ghaelach on February 19, 2015:

Hi Tutta.

Never heard of he game. Sounds like it's a young person game, rather than a 50 + or so. But I must say it does sound very interesting.

Take care and have a nice day or "would you rather" lol

Jimmy...............aka Ghaelach

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