I've played many games of Truth or Dare with my friends, and now I'm sharing my favorites with you.
This is a list of funny and embarrassing truth-or-dare questions to use with friends at a sleepover, a party, or even over text! It covers all sorts of categories, including truth questions to ask a crush, questions about school, and all kinds of dares. Prepare to get to know your friends even better and find out their dirty secrets. Let us know in the comments if you have other fun ideas.
20 Funny Truth or Dare Questions
- Would you rather go on a date at Burger King or Walmart?
- Who do you think the person to your left should date?
- Who in this room has the stinkiest armpits? (Go around the room and smell everyone’s armpits and rate them.)
- Whose Instagram account would you want to manage for a day and what would you do if you managed it?
- If your crush had bad breath, would you offer them a mint or just stop liking them?
- If gummy bears were healthy, would you eat a whole bowl of them for breakfast?
- If your crush asked you to feel their hairy legs, would you do it?
- What would you do if you found out your crush was a vegan but wore leather shoes?
- What animal do you look like when you’re eating?
- If you could travel back in time, what prank would you play on your teenage parents?
- What prank would you want to play on your teacher/boss if you could get away with it?
- If you wanted to make out with someone at school, where would you do it?
- Have you ever done anything to try to look cooler or more popular?
- Have you ever been shushed at the movie theaters?
- Who is hotter: Justin Bieber or your crush?
- Have you ever waved at someone because you thought they were waving at you, but it turns out they were just waving at someone behind you?
- How many times a day do you think about quitting school and becoming a stripper?
- Would you wear your best friend’s used underwear if you went camping and ran out?
- If someone gave you $100 to pick your nose in public and eat it, would you do it?
- Who in this room do you think is the most likely to end up in jail?
24 Funny Dares
- Take the socks off the person sitting across from you and wear them on your hands for the rest of the game.
- Call the third person on your contact list and say, “I think I might fart,” and then hang up.
- Open the front door and yell at the top of your lungs, “I’m adopted!”
- Go to your next-door neighbor and ask to borrow a cup of water.
- Walk down your block wearing underwear over your pants and greet everyone you see by saying “What’s new?”
- Stand in front of your lawn for five minutes and say, “Howdy, I reckon you ain’t from these parts” to everyone that passes by.
- Take a selfie and post it on Instagram with the caption: “Don’t hate the player. Hate the game.”
- Snap a video of you singing a Justin Bieber song and send it to everyone.
- Let the group view your search history.
- Text your crush and tell him you ate everything off the dollar menu at McDonald’s.
- Call Domino’s and ask who pushed the first domino.
- Call Pizza Hut and ask why they don’t upgrade to a Pizza Mansion.
- Knock on your neighbor’s door and ask if you can hug their tree.
- Post a photo of yourself pretending to drink from the toilet with the hashtag #sothirsty.
- Quack like a duck every time you say the word “you” for the rest of the game.
- Slip a handwritten letter on your teacher’s desk that says “I love you and the way you smell. Signed, your secret admirer."
- Hold hands with the person to your right for the rest of the game.
- Text your mom and tell you her you think you just switched bodies with your dog/cat.
- Give your phone to the person sitting across from you. Let them choose whatever photo they want in your phone to post to your Instagram.
- Post a photo of yourself holding a banana to your ear like phone and caption it: “Peelin’ lucky.”
- DM a celebrity and tell them you think you have what it takes to win the Oscars.
- Switch bras with the person to your left, and wear it for the rest of the game.
- Stand in front of your house on the sidewalk holding a sign that says "I've been abandoned by my alien parents. Please help me find the way back to Mars."
- Call Walmart and say, "Excuse me, do you have underwear in the color purple?"
21 Truth Questions About a Crush
- If you could change one thing about your crush’s physical appearance, what would that be?
- Who’s cuter: your crush or your best friend?
- How big do you think your crush’s feet are?
- Have you ever smelled your crush’s hair? What does it smell like?
- If you found out your crush did drugs, would you still like him/her?
- Have you ever written a note to your crush and signed it “your secret admirer”?
- If your crush had a crush on your friend, what would you do?
- Which celebrity is most like your crush?
- What animal do you think your crush sounds like when they’re on the toilet?
- If you could send an anonymous text to your crush, what would you say?
- Describe the worst first-date scenario.
- Have you ever dreamed about your crush? What was it about?
- Have you ever had a crush on your teacher?
- Why is your new crush better than your old crush?
- What song reminds you of your crush?
- What’s the most embarrassing thing you’ve done in front of your crush?
- Is your crush in this room?
- Do you stalk your crush on social media? How many times a day?
- If you could get your crush a gift under $20, what would it be?
- Would you rather get a kiss from your crush or see them naked?
- What do you wish your crush would get you for your birthday?
54 Ridiculous Truth Questions
- What do you think about when you sit on the toilet?
- What TV or movie character does the person to your right remind you of?
- If you could only use one swear word for the rest of your life, what word would you choose?
- What was the last thing you searched for on your phone?
- If animals could talk, which would be the rudest animal to have a conversation with?
- Have your parents ever called you ugly?
- What’s one thing you would never eat on a first date?
- Would you rather eat dry dog food or wet cat food?
- If you knew your friend’s social media password, would you log in? If yes, what would you do?
- Would you rather skinny dip with someone you know or a complete stranger?
- Have you ever made fart noises with your hand and armpit and then shook someone’s hand?
- At what age did you realize you were dumber than the rest of your friends?
- If someone threatened to kill you but said you could dance to save your life, what dance move would you do and what song would you dance it to?
- Have you ever kissed yourself in the mirror?
- If you had to marry a cartoon character, who would it be?
- Have you ever bought another one of something you owned already because you were too lazy to find it?
- Have you ever called someone to ask them if their refrigerator was running?
- What do you think about fake boobs? Would you get them?
- If you could play a prank without getting caught, what would that prank be?
- You have $20 to spend on the person you hate the most. What would you buy that person?
- Have you ever farted and then blamed someone else for it?
- You run out of toilet paper in a public restroom. What do you do?
- If you could send someone in this group to a foreign country in exchange for one million dollars, who would you send and where?
- If you met Hitler, what would you say or do?
- If you could only eat one type of sauce for the rest of your life, what would it be?
- Who in this room would you never call if you had an emergency?
- What is one thing you would do every morning if you didn’t have to go to school or work?
- Have you ever peed in a pool?
- Would you rather live with no laptop or no phone for a year?
- If you had to marry a cartoon character, who would it be?
- If you had to choose one person in this group to be your parent, who would it be and why?
- You’re stranded on a desert island. Which celebrity would you pick to be stranded with?
- If you had to become a stripper, what would your stripper name be?
- If you were a Pokémon, which Pokémon would you be and why?
- Have you ever wondered whether you were adopted?
- You are allowed to turn one person into the opposite sex. Who do you choose?
- Have you ever bought something that made a cashier uncomfortable? What was it?
- Which part of your body do you wish you could detach?
- What song is the theme song of your life?
- Who in this group would you never want to see naked?
- What’s the longest you’ve gone without showering?
- What is the weirdest thing about you?
- Would you move to Australia to live a reclusive life with kangaroos if someone gave you a million dollars?
- Have you ever cried when you stepped on a Lego?
- What’s a song you love that you would be too embarrassed to blast in the car?
- If you had $1 for every time you've run out of toilet paper, how much money would you have?
- What is your least favorite pizza topping?
- What one word would you love to never hear again?
- Who here is the worst liar?
- How many days in a row have you worn the same underwear or socks?
- What is the worst place you get itchy?
- Who do you think will one day get on America’s Most Wanted list?
- Have you ever wet the bed?
- Who in this room would make the best horse for you to ride on?
24 Funny Truth Questions for Girls
- Who did you have a crush on in the past who you think is ugly now?
- If you could be one celebrity for a whole day, who would you be?
- Have you ever had a crush on two guys at the same time? Who were they?
- Have you ever forgotten to wear your bra?
- If you were a man for one day, what would you do?
- If you could only eat one flavor of ice cream for the rest of your life, what would it be?
- Someone you think is gross tells you he has a crush on you. What do you do?
- Chicken nuggets or hamburger?
- You can only listen to one song in the car for a year. What song is it?
- Have you ever tried putting on your mom’s makeup?
- What do you do with your hands when you pee?
- Who’s got a better chest: your best friend or your crush?
- What’s the most embarrassing nickname you’ve ever had?
- Which boy band would you want to make you breakfast: PrettyMuch or One Direction?
- If you could write in your crush’s yearbook, what would you write?
- Would you rather be a guy or a girl?
- Have you ever had a crush on your best friend’s sibling?
- Have you ever dreamt of kissing an older guy?
- What movie would you watch for the rest of your life if you could only watch one movie?
- If you could give the grossest person in our class a makeover, who would it be?
- Would you kiss him after that?
- What would you do if you found your dad using your razor?
- If you ran out of toilet paper while on the toilet, who would you tag in your Instagram?
- Which question are you glad someone else had to answer instead of you?
25 Weird Truth or Dare Questions
- You and four of your friends are the fingers on a hand. Who is which finger?
- If you got locked in at a grocery store overnight, what would you do there?
- If you had to choose, which president would you go on a date with?
- Which of your friends would look stupid with glasses on?
- What does your poop smell like?
- If you had something stuck up your nose, who in this group would you pick to pull it out?
- How long can you hold your breath while sitting on someone’s lap?
- Which of your two friends would win a staring contest?
- Would you rather have long leg hair or no hair on your head?
- Have you ever tasted the bottom of your feet?
- What does your blood taste like?
- Would you rather eat mayo on a hotdog or ketchup on pizza?
- Have you ever plucked your nose hair?
- How many Justin Bieber albums do you own?
- Have you ever had diarrhea from eating Taco Bell?
- Would you rather get married in a KFC or a Walmart?
- Would you rather eat a whole plate of warheads or drink a bottle of pickle juice?
- If you had to bury your worst enemy up to their neck, what would you bury them in?
- You’re stranded and starving. What bug would you not eat in order to survive?
- If you ran out of toilet paper, what would you use instead?
- Who here would you pick to lick your eyeball?
- You die and go to heaven. Which of your friends would be surprised to see you there?
- How much of your tongue could you fit in someone’s ear?
- What is something you wish a computer could do for you?
- If you could dedicate a song to someone who’s dead, who would you dedicate it to and what song?
20 Silly Truth or Dare Questions
- If you farted in the elevator, would you say excuse me or pretend like it was someone else?
- How many chins is too many chins?
- Would you kiss someone with braces?
- If everyone’s underwear were made out of matches, whose would catch fire first?
- What would be the worst situation to be in during an earthquake?
- What’s the weirdest thing you’ve ever said to a crush?
- If your body were slowly turning into toothpaste, which part would you want to go last?
- If you had to change the first letter of your first name, what would be the worst letter to change it to?
- Which chocolate are you in a box of chocolates?
- What is the best weather for mooning people?
- How many people would you trust to hold your pizza?
- Would you rather be wrapped in foil or plastic wrap?
- How many people in your phone’s contacts would you absolutely make out with?
- If you ran out of toilet paper in the bathroom, what would be the first thing you did when you got out?
- If you could only breathe out of one nostril, which would you choose?
- If you had to name your kid either diarrhea or hemorrhoids, which would you choose?
- Would you rather eat a raw slug or a boiled snail with the shell on?
- If you could be invisible, who would you spy on?
- If your dog could talk back to you, what would it say?
- Would you rather fly to the moon or the sun?
21 Funny Truths Questions for Teens
- What’s your stripper name?
- What would you do if you saw your mom flirting with your teacher?
- On a scale of Taylor Swift to Kim Kardashian, how basic are you?
- If you were stranded as ruler of a desert island, which three people would you take with you to be your subjects?
- If you had to flash a part of your body, what would you flash?
- What’s the dumbest thing you’ve ever done while drunk?
- Have you ever stolen money from your parents? What did you spend it on?
- What’s the dumbest answer you’ve ever written on a test?
- If you could go back in time, what decade would you live in?
- Who would you rather make out with? Camila Cabello or Ariana Grande?
- Better to date older or younger?
- If you had a rash on your butt, who here would you want to look it up on WebMD?
- If you could text only one person for the rest of your life, who would that be?
- If you could force someone to wear only a bathing suit to one occasion, who would it be and to what occasion?
- If you ran out of toilet paper, would you consider using your hands?
- How many licks would it take you to eat a banana?
- Who starred in your last sexy dream?
- What’s the farthest you’ve seen someone drive without a license?
- Pick someone: how long would it take you to cover them in lotion?
- Would you rather lick the floor or lick someone’s ear?
- Of all the people here, who do you think has seen the most people naked?
15 Funny Questions About School
- You have to marry one of your teachers. Who do you choose?
- What animal does your teacher remind you of?
- Have you ever dropped your phone in the school toilet?
- Have you ever farted in class?
- Have you ever picked your nose during class?
- What’s the longest you’ve waited to go to the bathroom?
- Have you ever cheated on P.E. test?
- Have you ever stolen school supplies?
- If you had to dance in the hallway, what song would you want to dance to?
- Have you ever had diarrhea while taking a test?
- Have you ever been called a nerd?
- How long would you hug a teacher before it became awkward?
- Have you ever gotten a wedgie?
- Have you ever been caught skipping class?
- Have you ever run out of toilet paper in the stalls? What did you do?
© 2018 Sam Mendoran
Goldi on April 08, 2020:
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Give the funniest dares
Ella H on April 01, 2020:
Can you add more dares?
Savannah Hailey Tsosie on February 22, 2020:
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Niffy Damzy on January 08, 2020:
This is truth and dare is very interesting and funny
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patience doyle on September 28, 2019:
If you were at school which boy would you play with
lilly on September 08, 2019:
one of the truth was so funny
Reina on July 21, 2019:
That is so funny
@_its_innocent_girl on June 09, 2019:
Give me a dare
Mariana monte mallor on May 19, 2019:
It’s so good yours truth or dare
Emma Short on January 05, 2019:
I use some of these and it is so funny with i do with my friends
Queen on October 22, 2018:
Me and my friends had fun cheers m8
Lizzy on August 18, 2018:
I like this it's funny thank u so much for making those
John Smith from New York on August 09, 2018:
hah, great collection of questions. Thanks Sam!
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Louise Powles from Norfolk, England on May 12, 2018:
Lol, there's some good truth or dare questions there. I've played the game before, and it can be really funny the answers people give.