Crazy 'Kiss Marry Kill' Game Questions

Think of your three closest friends of the opposite gender (or same gender, if you prefer). Now, try to determine which one you’d rather kiss, which one you’d rather marry, and which one you’d kill. Whoa, right? Seems much more twisted when it’s this personal.

So, let’s get a little less personal in the game of Kiss Marry Kill (or KMK)! Ever heard of it? It’s a game where you utilize the exact same type of scenario above, but you involve celebs or fictional characters instead!

The game is quite simple to play and requires nothing but your (semi-twisted) imagination.

• You are given three people, fictional or non.

• You must decide which one to kiss, to marry, and to kill. You can only choose each option once, so choose wisely!

• Then, you reveal your decisions and start over again!

This is quite the entertaining game to play at sleepovers and parties, and can provide hours of fun and laughs for the whole bunch, or even just serve as a game for two!

If you are playing it online or via text, the rules are generally the same, but it’s played like this:

• One person starts the game by making a post announcing the beginning of the game, the general rules (pasting a link to this page may help!) and then lists three names. Ready...set...go!

• The person to respond must put their choices and why, and then post three new names to keep the game going for others!

• The next person responds and it just keeps going; it can literally go on indefinitely!

Now for a few examples...

Now that we’ve gone over the simple rules for Kiss Marry Kill, I figured it would be helpful to provide a few actual example games!

Hot-Headed Rulers

• Donald Trump
• Vladimir Putin
• Kim Jong-Un

OK, so I’m going to have to say kiss Donald Trump, just to get that out of the way, because the Lord knows he likes to kiss women! Total given. The other two are hard, but I’m going to marry Vladimir Putin because I don’t want to be on the receiving end of his nuclear stockpile (he wouldn’t want to nuke his own wife, right?!) Maybe that’s getting hitched for the wrong reason, but whatevs. Definitely kill Kim Jong-Un because of his psychopathic tendencies, and someone needs to put an end to his tireless nuclear testing!

Next…

Special Occasion Invasion

• Santa Claus
• Tooth Fairy
• Easter Bunny

The Easter bunny is adorable, so who wouldn’t want to kiss him? I say kiss the Easter bunny. I’d marry Santa Claus (don’t tell Mrs. Claus!) because he would make the perfect husband. He’s only busy for a short time out of the year, he’s very generous and loves kids! I just might have to convince him to move to become a snowbird. Oh, and kill the tooth fairy, that cheapskate!

Next…

Arrrrgh Pirates

• Jack Sparrow
• Davy Jones
• Will Turner

Let's start with the easy one: Kill Davy Jones, for sure. No explanation needed. Who to kiss and who to marry is debatable, but I’ll have to go with Jack Sparrow for the big wet one! Who doesn’t want to kiss Jack? Definitely marry Will Turner, because Orlando Bloom. MmmMmmm! That's a face I could see everyday!

So now that you’ve seen a few examples of the great game of KMK, here’s a list of some ideas you can use to play, if you’d like some!

Space Guys

• Captain Kirk
• Luke Skywalker
• Doctor Who

Handsome Hobbits

• Frodo Baggins
• Samwise Gamgee
• Bilbo Baggins

Hail to the Chief

• George Washington
• Abraham Lincoln
• John F. Kennedy

Cartoon Dads

• Homer Simpson
• Peter Griffin
• Fred Flintstone

Furry Boys

• Lotso
• Bing Bong
• Sully

Battle of the Justins

• Justin Timberlake
• Justin Bieber
• Justin Verlander (Baseball, Detroit Tigers)

Strong Men

• Mr. Incredible
• Wreck-It Ralph
• Schreck

Funny Guys

• Jim Carrey
• Adam Sandler
• Seth Rogan

The Three Stooges

• Curly
• Larry
• Moe

TGIF

• Steve Urkel (Family Matters)
• Cory Matthews (Boy Meets World)
• Jesse Katsopolis (Full House)

Football Fans

• Victor Cruz
• Eli Manning
• Aaron Rodgers

Wrestlers

• John Cena
• The Rock
• Stone Cold Steve Austin

Sorcerers

• Harry Potter
• Professor Dumbledore
• Lord Voldemort

Blood Suckers

• Damon Salvatore
• Eric Northman
• Edward Cullen

Zombie Slayers

• Daryl Dixon
• Rick Grimes
• Negan

90s Boy Bands

• NSYNC
• Backstreet Boys
• 98 Degrees

Cereal Mascots

• Tony the Tiger
• Count Chocula
• Cap'n Crunch

100 Acre Wood

• Winnie the Pooh
• Piglet
• Tigger

Sorry Piglet, you gotta go!

Coming up with your own KMK trios is actually quite easy, and here’s some tips that will help you!

• Cartoon characters: Cartoon characters add a bit of lighthearted fun to the game because obviously, they’re not real people. You grow more accustomed to the personality rather than the actual person behind the character, so you have the ability to see a “person” in a different light (or color, form, etc)!

• Books: Book peeps know what it’s like to totally get into a good book that cannot be put down. You grow very attached to those people in the book! This is why book characters make great KMK candidates.

• Movies/TV shows: Most everyone watches TV shows and movies, so most people are familiar with characters from popular shows or movies! You can’t go wrong with this, at all.

• Sports stars: Not everyone follows sports, but if you and your girlfriends follow, say, wrestling, then using a bunch of wrestlers in the game could be lots of fun!

• Celebs: Hit the Red Carpet for some KMK inspiration! There’s lots of celebrities out there. If you really want to find some good ones, pick up a tabloid or two to get the latest scoop on who’s who!

• Yearbook: If all else fails, or if you’re just looking for some real-life examples, look to your yearbooks from school! Most known people in school have some kind of reputation which can add an even greater element to the game of KMK!

Kiss Marry Kill is meant to be played in good fun! It’s best to avoid using actual people present or players online because it can really offend someone. Be kind to one another, but feel free to go total brute on your answers!