Cool Slang Words and Phrases That Will Make Your Writing Unique

Updated on May 3, 2018
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Using Slang Words Makes You Seem So Cool!

Slang words have been used for years, not as a way to sound cool, but as a natural part of human language. Using it appropriately in your writing will add depth and realism to your character. The best way to properly use slang phrases in literature is to make sure you know where your creation hails from. Different parts of the world, even different parts of a country often have different words for different sayings. Knowing this and doing a little research will give you all the guidance you need.

This article is by no means a definitive list of slang words / phrases, but my hope is that you'll find some of the more obscure and less used slang to use as you see fit. I suppose it's more of a jumping off point than anything else. I hope you find it useful, and be sure to check back every once in a while as I do plan on adding new content as I come across it in my life. Thanks for giving it a chance.

Cool Slang Phrase of the Month

Come to a sticky end : dying in an unpleasant or extremely messy way


If he doesn't start paying more respect to people around here, he's going to come to a sticky end.


Cool, Unique and Unusual Slang Words and Phrases

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Using Informal Words Can Be Very Invigorating

  • Angel Lust: the source of an erection in a corpse
  • Awesome Sauce: more awesome than awesome
  • Bogart: to hog or keep something or someone for yourself
  • Bummer: when things aren't going your way
  • Can You Dig It?: do you understand
  • Chin Check: prison slang used to describe the act of punching another inmate in the face to see if they'll fight back
  • Chopper Squad: a 1920's slang term for a group of enforcers with machine guns
  • Cool Beans: to be in agreement with; used to answer in the positive
  • Creeping: to sneak up on someone: to stealthily observe or follow
  • Dibs: putting a claim on something
  • Drop the Body: to die
  • Equalizer: a weapon used to help balance the fight against a superior opponent
  • Flake: a dummy or idiot
  • Give Birth to a Politician: taking a dump (another funny phrase from Australia)
  • Happy Returns: vomiting
  • He Devil: a man who is able to manipulate women into getting there way
  • Hold Your Mud: not snitching on someone even when threatened with violence or punishment
  • Hot Mess: someone who doesn't have things together at the moment (in a really bad way)
  • Hotter Than the Hinges of Hell: very hot

Slang Words That Teenagers Use

Colloquialism: informal words or phrases used when talking

  • In the Poo: in a lot of trouble (some cool slang from Australia)
  • Jammed Up: completely full of food or drink
  • Join the Great Majority: to die
  • Jollies: sexual excitement
  • Ka-Ka: poop
  • Keyed to the Roof: heavily intoxicated
  • Kick the Clouds: to be hanged
  • Kryptonite: any especially strong weakness someone has; taken from the Superman mythos
  • Long Streak of P!ss: a tall, thin person
  • Lord Love a Duck!: a mock oath and exclamation
  • Meat Wagon: ambulance
  • Mud For My Turtle: getting to bed a woman
  • Murdered Out: having a vehicle that has everything on and in it the color of black
  • Nicked: stolen
  • Odd Bend: strange or unusual
  • Old School: something from an earlier era that is looked upon with respect; usually associated with how a person acts or uses certain items
  • On the Hoof: beef served rare
  • Pick a Daisy: to use the bathroom
  • Purple Haze: the drug LSD


Common, Everyday Speech Is Filled With Slang Words

  • Quickstep: diarrhea
  • Razz My Berries: something that gets you excited, but not in a filthy way
  • Ride Shotgun: 2nd in command; practically equal with the leader
  • See a Man About a Horse: a way to politely excuse yourself to go to the restroom
  • Seen More Pricks Than a Dartboard: often said of an especially sexually promiscuous person
  • She Devil: a woman who is able to manipulate men to get what they want
  • Shylock: a loan shark
  • The Full Monty: the full amount; all of it
  • Unhinged: mentally unbalanced or unstable; unable to control ones emotions or actions
  • Urge to Purge: the need to throw up
  • Vapors: a sickness or fainting spell
  • Wanker: idiot
  • Womanhood: the female genitals
  • Write One's Name (in the snow): this is why you should never eat the yellow snow
  • X-out: to use drugs
  • Yeaster: beer drinker
  • Zozzled: drunk

Common British Slang Expressions and Phrases

Slang Word or Phrase
bad pipes
sore throat
The lead singer has bad pipes.
wipe your chin
stop talking
Wipe your chin before I do it for you.
to defeat and humiliate an opponent
You just got pwned.
big tickle
really funny
I just heard something that gave me a big tickle.
11th hour
the final moments of an event in which the outcome can still be changed
The 11th hour is at hand.
rub some dirt on it
get over whatever injury or pain you're going through
C'mon man, that's just a scratch. Rub some dirt on it and let's get going.

Tips to Use Slang Words / Phrases In Your Dialogue or Writing

  • Don't overuse slang, and when you do use it, use it correctly and at the appropriate time. A little research may be required to get the above results, but your character will sound more lifelike and real if you pay attention to the details.
  • Jargon associated with certain jobs never go out of style.
  • A character that uses his or hers country's slang when in a different country can always be a source of friction in comedic or serious situations. There is a fine line, however, between an obvious language barrier and making fun of a culture. I'm not saying that you can't go there, but I'm saying to just be aware of it and make sure that is where you want to go.
  • Slang is often more commonly used in speech and dialogue than writing.
  • Be very careful about using more than two people that use different types of slang. More than that and you risk a lot of confusion in your scene (unless that's what you're going for). Be advised that if you, the writer, are confused, your audience will probably be confused as well.
  • A person using a certain slang word that is totally inappropriate, but they think it's the right thing to say. This is a great way to cause some kind of conflict.
  • When using colloquialisms or slang, you'll find that there are always a large selection of curse words available. I've always felt that using too many of these "R-Rated" words takes away from their impact. The choice when and if to offend is ultimately up to the creator.

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Slang Words for Money

ten-spot ($10 bill)
yard (one hundred dollars)
half-yard (fifty dollars)
brick (a bundle of money; usually large bills)

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